{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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