"Don't promise what you can't deliver

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The Atlantic and Great Western Railroad began as three separate railroads: the Erie and New York City Railroad based in Jamestown, New York; the Meadville Railroad based in Meadville, Pennsylvania ; and the Franklin and Warren Railroad based in Franklin Mills, Ohio.

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Northeast Market was established in 1885 in Middle East, East Baltimore, United States alongside the development of the area around Johns Hopkins Hospital. The market has gone through several iterations in its history, having been enlarged in 1896, replaced from a wood to brick structure in 1955, renovated again in the 1980s, and most recently updated in 2013.

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Tomi Pierucci is an Argentine entrepreneur. He is the founder of several successful businesses including Little Blue, Big Blue Ideas and Bluesmart.

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