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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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William Augustus Brevoort Coolidge was an American historian, theologian and mountaineer.
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Area code 620 is a telephone area code in the North American Numbering Plan for most of the southern half of the U.S. state of Kansas, with the exception of the city of Wichita, Kansas and immediate surroundings, which retained the original area code 316 assigned in 1947 in a 2001 area code split.
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